Well, I did it. I created what must be the most horrifying piece of millinery anyone's ever worn – save from that thing Princess Beatrice was wearing at the recent Royal Wedding – and wore it in public, at a wedding shower for a co-worker. With people I see every day. Almost. Yes, I tossed aside all dignity with both hands. And why, you ask?
BECAUSE THERE WERE PRIZES! And because I never win anything, except that really awesome bike I won from The Children's Place raffle – the one I picked up the weekend Princess Diana died, so I'll never forget the approximate date. It was an incredibly expensive bike, a Trek I think, and I intended to give it to my daughter once she was old enough to ride it, which took about a decade or so. But that's okay. That's why there are garages. All that matters is I WON SOMETHING!
And what did I win in the category of Person Who Least Values Her Reputation as a Professional?
Maybe it was an iPod!
Or a TV!
Or a Gutenberg Bible!
But, whatever it was, it must have been something GREAT for me to put my dignity on the line, right?
Not so much.
So, Lisa, what have we learned from this? Think! Think! I have to mull it over some more, while I'm sitting in the corner weeping because people took photos of me at the shower, so no one (NO ONE!) will miss my shining moment. And because the library has a blog (A BLOG!), Facebook (FACEBOOK!) and the ability to splash my moment all over the place.
Think I can fake leprosy or bubonic plague for a month or two? How likely are people to remember the hat if my fingers fall off?