Further proof I am not domesticated

And, therefore, neither are my children.

I forgot the carpet guys were right around the corner, and I belched. Loudly.

But that’s nothing. My daughter yelled out to her brother, “Up your butt and around the corner!”

And I wonder why we never get invited to parties.

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