And I don't mean that in a lascivious way.

I started my day by locking my keys in my car. So, add the services of a professional locksmith to my other recent disasters and you'll have a grand total of around $ 2,050.

Who's the patron saint of the lottery? Anyone know? St. Jude covers complete losers, but I could use a little extra cash.

I clearly need to be put in restraints to save me from myself and those around me. I'll post visiting hours as they become available. Cards and gifts also welcome.