Oh, Chocolates, Where Art Thou?
Funny, I don't recall eating all these. Guess I must have been sleepwalking or something, because I'm sure my children wouldn't have been so bold as to indulge in treats meant for their mother.
Ahem. I said, I'm sure my children wouldn't have been so bold.
Bluestalking 
Alas, at our house, the situation is reversed. (Hangs head in shame, but can’t quite manage it because of the extra chins.)
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Oh, don’t get me wrong! There’s no skinny minny here. I just have extremely fast children…
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