Once again, mostly for my pleasure (though I care about yours, darling), here are a few of the weird Google hits that have led people to my blog today alone:

huge areolas

loveth spelling

jk rowling as a child

tgif collage art walls

whoopsie doodles

sissy baby husband's illustrated story

They're so damn ANNOYING.

Further proof strange people love me. And I'm so damn ANNOYING. No comment on the areolas.