Please let me in! I've done my business out here, I swear.
It's SO cold out here! My little doggy feet are freezing… Woe is me!
We beg of you! And, while you're at it, we'd like more porridge!
Please…! Oh, please… Look how utterly cute and pathetic I am!
Put that stupid flashing thing away, and LET US IN!
(These two will be starring in an all-canine stage adaptation of Oliver Twist, coming to a theater near you. I think they have "pathetic" perfected. Now they must work on their English accents.)