Here comes the rudest song in town …

Dude spends his year overseeing a bunch of trouble making elves so your snot nosed kids can have toys at Christmas, and all you notice are his food issues? Then, you enable him, leaving plates of cookies. You’re all like, “Oh, fatty! Try swooping back up my chimney after eating the wife’s cream cheese doodles!”

Ever thought of leaving him some lean protein? A veggie or two? Noooo…

You are SO lame. So lame. I hope your kids get coal this year.

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