Whoopsie Doodles is a technical term for "I done messed up."
I crocheted what was a lovely combination of a rose colored wool mixed with a sparkly blue. It was all even and nicey nicey. Then I felted it, and got this:
It looks vaguely like a disproportional woman wearing a bikini. Or maybe it's just me, and my incredible sense of ignorance artistry.
The only thing I can think to do with it is this (minus the bits of string hanging off, of course):
This one looks a bit like a hot dog in a sparkly bun.
All that work! I have to turn it into something. Anything. It's just too, too cruel otherwise. And, of course, life is NEVER that.
Will let you know as soon as I figure out the fate of this poor, misshapen monster.