The process is secret, as with fraternity hazing, the voting system in Iran and how governors confuse Argentina with the Appalachian Trail (to be fair, they do both start with "A"). We don't question; we simply accept.
The world is nutty. It is rampantly insane. And also inane, which I typed first then changed.
But today, today. The winner from my Girl With a Dragon Tattoo book GIVEAWAY contest will be announced.
You'll know today.
I promise you …
Now I'm going, to compose a grocery list. Or go to Guam. One of the two. I can't be bothered with specifics.
But this is a dancing cat. Of that I'm fairly certain.