Actual reference interview, overheard at my library:

Clueless Teen: Umm, I'm like looking for a play. It's about Joan of Arc of something. But I don't, like, know the title! (giggle)

Librarian: Okay, maybe it's called Joan of Arc?

CT: I don't think so. I think it's, like, some weird name. I don't remember what it was, sorry!

I was sent by my, like, drama teacher. I'm supposed to do some monologue about when she died or something. What she said while she was dying, I think? (laughs)

Librarian: Here's one called St. Joan, by George Bernard Shaw.

CT: That's it!

Weird title. Yeah. Not at all like 'Joan of Arc.' So completely different I'm shocked.

And I can just hear her rendition of Joan's tragic death:

CT: OMG! I'm, like, standing on a bunch of sticks! Tied to some pole or something! LOL! I wonder what they're, like, going to do. OMG! They're bringing, like, torches! They are so totally going to burn me! Won't that, like, hurt? I so need my BFF! Did Joan of Arc have, like a BFF? LOL!

I have a headache.