You cannot make this stuff up. Crikey, I should look at this way more than I do. I keep wasting all my time on things like homework, eating, sleeping, breathing and watching reality TV, when all the good stuff has apparently been going on here.
Here are a few more of the weird searches that have led people to Bluestalking:
Madison torridsex comes
I think I'd remember this. Trust me. I know Madison has a bar that features complimentary bacon, which would be damn close, but I've never been there.
wendys wild weekend
Wendy! Dude! Are you sending pictures?
"Vic Shaw" Chicago brothels
Try the Yellow Pages, Vic.
Now you're speaking my language! Wait … Are we talking lusting about books, or books about lusting? Ah, who am I kidding. Either's good.
but i'd give it all away just
In a heartbeat. But no one would take it.
panties are happiness sissy
Okay, this panty thing is weirding me out. In the last edition we had a reference to "my mother's panties," something so foul I feel the need to scrub myself raw with a wire brush just reading it. GET OVER THE PANTIES, WEIRDO!
And who you calling a sissy?
term papers suck
So, you've been reading my homework. Is nothing sacred?
signs of love from a man
When he hands you the remote, you can start picking out a wedding dress.
how to whatever i wanna sell
See eBay. After you see an English teacher.
Cannot do homework
Are you looking for excuses? 'Cause I have a ton of them! Try: "My (insert relative here) needs me to donate my (insert organ name), so I'll be out for a week or two. Or twelve."
If you've used that so often you've run out of organs, try: "I'm going to Malawi with Madonna to help her pick out her next child." Believe me, you'll never run out of those.
vengeance is walking salem
I was there in 2007. You can rest easy now.
librarian will dye her hair for books read
No. No she won't.
christopher marlowe hunchback
I got nothin'.
i could not sleep i kept thinking about something
Well?! Are you going to keep us in suspense?! WHAT? WHAT?
Stay tuned for the next edition, coming at a random, unknown time in the future, once I've accumulated a few more. Let's just hope there are no panties.